The Day Before Thanksgiving at the Grocery Store

Whereas the parking lot equals this:

And making it down the spice aisle without injury requires this:While doing a little of that:

And the bread aisle is all whuh:

And the frozen roll freezer is all nuh uh:

Oh, and never mind the tired clerk who's all :when you politely ask if there is any more sage in the back.

Which equals I'm a big fat loser for failing to get everything I need ahead of time so I don't have to visit the grocery on the day before Thanksgiving yet another year in a row.

Blessings to each and every one of you, my friends on this holiday.

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